How do I know I am a mom? Well, I think it is pretty clear from my accessories. Behold:
Also, because... pumpkin patch. Who else drives out to Staten Island on a beautiful fall day to go to a pumpkin patch... just to browse?
Also... jam. Who else buys three jars of homemade jam at said pumpkin patch?
Of all the accessories shown in the picture, though, the dead giveaway has to be the Mom Clogs. Don't you think?