Points are awarded for time, execution, tenacity and grace. Points are deducted for tears, curse words and black-and-blues obtained by any team member. You will be judged in the following ten categories:
- Get on and off the 2nd Avenue Express bus during rush hour with a two month old baby in a carseat and a Snap-n-Go stroller. Extra points for not breaking anyone's feet.
- Walk up and down the stairs of a subway station carrying a stroller and infant until someone offers to help you.
- Go through subway turnstiles with an umbrella stroller, diaper bag and baby.
- Climb to the top of a fourth floor walk-up with a regular stroller, baby, dog and groceries.
- Take an uninterrupted shower, cleaning all parts of your body, face and hair.
- Jog three miles with a jogging stroller and a screaming banchee of any sort.
- Bathe an infant without getting soaked, drowning said infant or divorcing your partner.
- Change a diaper on your lap while sitting on a toilet bowl in a small, dirty public bathroom.
- Tie a baby into a Moby wrap without dropping him or her on the floor.
- Hold a baby for an hour without getting spit-up, drool, poop, pee or throw-up on your clothing.
