Thursday, June 14, 2012

Married White Moo Cow Seeks Former Body


I want my body back.  My size 4, flat abs, perky butt body.  The one that runs marathons and teaches yoga.  The one with completely intact lady parts.

Sometimes I yell at myself in the mirror.  Body!  I say.  Shape up!  Look better!  My body just shrugs and eats another bowl of cereal.

Then I glance at the sweet face of my sleeping son.  If lower back flab is the price to pay for him, well, it’s worth it.

Bullshit!  Haha!  I almost got you, didn’t I?  I would never cut myself that kind of slack.

I just want my body back.